Memes That Are Never Quite as it Seems

Advertisement
  • 01
    Juliet @uglyshinigami my parents house is chaotic COME BACK WITH A WARRANT O Crack < Cocaine
  • 02
    mal @maliktheoracle 14h What's a word for 2 dudes that hang occasionally because their girlfriends are best friends 160 17 379 Definitely Not Doug @DougDefinitely That's the homie in law 9.801 475K
  • 03
    AnyaMikh to me @gmail.com Hi James! I love this photo of myself in Paris, but could you please remove that long metal thing? Thanks, Anya. James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> There you go.
  • 04
    Me pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the of the stuff I actually need
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 05
    I LOVE THE WAY THE EARTH ROTATES IT REALLY MAKES MY DAY
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 06
    Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My daughter came downstairs and gave me the last bite of her favorite candy. She'd learned to share, and I was proud. Then her brother came downstairs asking who ate all of his candy. "WE did!" my daughter declared. She'd learned to share blame, and I was even prouder.
  • 07
    Grant Pardee @grantpa Bruce Wayne didn't become Batman until he was 30 It doesn't matter how old you are There's still time for a full blown dramatic goth phase
    via @grantpa
  • 08
    PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE... "I have found a software error at the company I work for that is costing them about $18 million a year but I haven't told them because they told me no when I asked for a raise." -Anonymous epleasedonttellanyonepod
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 09
    Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally, but I've also prepared a dance
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 10
    LIFE HACK: you literally do not have to be friends with people you don't like
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 11
    Made browies with walnuts yesterday. Recipe called for a cast iron pan to bake them in. This is the only one I had. My wife won't eat them. COCO
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 12
    Arnold Schwarzenegger is slowly turning into Master Roshi 1 90sBabiesOnly
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 13
    IMMY BREAD JOHN'S JJ IMMY JOR * r/jimmyjohns u/Historical_Break4572 Owner 7h i.redd.it I Have just purchased This Jimmy johns in town... I hope To get get staff.. Tips to find Good employees that aren't bad people? IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE A Reservation YOU'RE IN THE Wrong Place Folded_melon 6h ● C MAMA ● Pobier STUZE All of your employees will smoke weed in the walk-in. There is nothing you can do about it. It is simply a law of Jimmy Johns. DO NOT attempt to upset the natural order of things. : R
    via u/Historical_Break4572 & u/Folded_melon
  • 14
    As a kid, this toy led me to believe that parking garages would be way more fun than they actually are OO FISHER PRICE O O Parking Ramp-Ser e Center JOAN THROWBAC STOP FF ELEVAT
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 15
    [Diner] Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free *me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old* my 6 year-old: im a police
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 16
    Jessie @mommajessiec Me, in my teens: Wow, this is a really nice car. Me, in my 20s: Wow, this is a really nice house. Me, in my 30s: Wow, this is a really nice dish sponge.
  • 17
    400 I found a dealership for all y'all with bad credit WE FINANCI
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 18
    Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins I don't wanna rock and roll all night anymore. An hour is fine. Two tops.
  • 19
    milkton @locallystupid wwyd if your crush invites you over and they got the feet bed O
  • 20
    Learning about my inheritance in the '90s: Parents You go sell these and buy yourself a nice spaceship.
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 21
    God's favorite planet God's favorite planetary system God's favorite galaxy
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 22
    Science teacher getting ready to say "Uranus" in front of a new generation of 14 year olds
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 23
    Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 One time, when I was a hostess at Chili's, someone called and asked me what the phone number was. She thanked me, hung up and called back 2 seconds later to make a reservation. It's been 20 years and I still think about it.
  • 24
    "I love your curves" My curves:
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 25
    liyah @hm_liyah being new at a job and having 2 follow the person training u around is soooo humiliating i feel like an imaginary friend
  • 26
    i was a four loko and he wanted a white claw - rupi kaur Jey bestHüball569420
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 27
    Fun fact: some people have an internal narrative and some don't As in, some people's thoughts are like sentences they "hear", and some people just have abstract non-verbal thoughts, and have to consciously verbalize them And most people aren't aware of the other type of person
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 28
    When you try and spread cold butter on toast
    via BottomShelfVodka
  • 29
    Emmett Lyttle @emmett_lyttle 800 brought a girl back to mine last night, got into the house and of course my dog was going nuts welcoming her and being happy cause its a new person, the wee girl said she didnt like my dog and to put "it" upstairs, rang a taxi and on she went and that was the end of that
  • 30
    When your teachers says you got 3 mins left on a test
    via BottomShelfVodka

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article